I remember that day, the third time I watched THG movie, there was this girl...

• Girl 1:

  Have you read the books?

• Girl 2:

  NO! Of course not! Books are boring.

• Girl 1:

  But you liked the movie!

• Girl2:

  Yes! AND OMG PETER IS SO DASGSFGHDHFHJF I HOPE HE WON'T DIE IN HUNGER GAMES 2

• Me:

  *look at my dad and walk next to her* OH, DAD! WHAT A PITTY PEETA DIES IN CATCHING FIRE, HUH?

• Dad:

  Oh, yes... Anyway, Gale will marry Prim at the end

• Me:

  Yes, I know!

• Girl 2:

  OH MY GOD MY FEELINGS!

• *when we are away from them*

• Dad:

  Are you happy now?

• Me:

  FUCKING SUCCESS!